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RANT ENTRY!

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:32:25 GMT

I decided to stop making update posts because really, no one fucking care, am I right?

SO! RANT TIME! Inspired by Lisa's rant times:

- Taxis (and other cars I guess): Stop f***ing honking at other people because you just EXPECT to get let in. God damn it.

- Winnipeg: YOU ARE NOT VANCOUVER OR SOME OTHER MARITIME PROVINCE! Stop raining and hailing when it's sunny.

- Thieves: I just hate you. I want you to die. :)

- Poles: Get the hell away from the back of my car!!!

- I... had more but I forgot. I'll wallow in consideration for the rest of the day.

FYI...

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:36:14 GMT

Wow I HATE the smell of cigarette butts in ashtrays. *goes to vomit*

Microwave for Sale

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 22:42:36 GMT

PLEASE take this out of my apartment. Works fine but we got a newer one for free.

Citizen brand, two/three years old maybe, has the turning thing and glass plate still. Inside still fine, not peeling or anything (I saw one like that, it was... not good). No pictures but I guess I could take one if need be.

$10 o.b.o. Can drop off for a few bucks more but would prefer someone to pick it up.
Location: Osbourne Village
Contact: Leave a comment with info/e-mail robyntar@mts.net/call 284-6663

X-Posted to wpg_forsale & winnipeg

"We're sort of like 7-11, we're not always doing business, but we're always open"

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 20:57:57 GMT

- Phyz my kitten, is absolutely adorable.
- I'm so ridiculously broke!
- Boondock Saints is a really good movie.
- Engineering can suck my non-existent penis!
- Everyone should come visit the apartment. It's rockin'.

This is all.

Robyn!

Moving out!

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 17:56:57 GMT

Justin and I (and hopefully Kaila!) move into our new apartment on October 1! I'm so intensely excited!
It's a 2-bedroom at 18-286 River. The first month is $505 and the second month (or soon after) it will go up to $568 or even less. Anyone want to help us move on October 1?

Phyz (our kitten) is freaking CRAZY! Ahhhh! I haven't slept properly for the past few days. She keeps trying to claw my face off. Ah well. But pleeeease help us move! We have so much stuff!

Off to a team meeting I go!

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:20:00 GMT

This woman:

is fucking hot. (Maja Ivarsson)

Everyone should listen to The Sounds at least once in their lifetime.

KITTEN PICTURES

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:38:21 GMT

It's a she, any name suggestions?

Kicked out + bar fun

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:37:13 GMT

I guess not too much has happened so I don't really know what to put. But I'll put the larger things:

- Funny story: Some guy tried to smack my ass, but my hand was there so he smacked that. Me, being all shocked, proceeded to run into a pole with my water bottle in front of me, which squished and covered me in water. It sucked.

- Mike bought a new (old) gamecube! Can't wait to get Pikmin 2 back and play the hell out of it.

- I got my tongue pierced. Blah.

- I'm getting a kitten! She's sooo cute, only 3 weeks old at the moment. Tiger striped, with four white paws and a half orange face. Adorable!

- I REALLY need a new job, MTS has been failing to get me a part-time one thus far -_-. Hire me! I'm good, I promise.

Mathin' it up

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:56:18 GMT

For the nerds out there"

Polynomials

Once upon a time (1/t), pretty Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition of the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in among the complex elements.

Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of direction and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf, and she plunged headlong down a steep gradient.

When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a Euclidean space. She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As he numerically analyzed her, his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, and a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered? He decided to integrate at once. Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly approaching her with his power series expanding. She could see by his degenerate conic that he was up to no good.

“What a symmetric polynomial you are,” he said. “I can see that your angles have lots of secs.”

“Oh sir,” she protested, “keep away from me. I haven’t got my brackets on.”

“Calm yourself, my dear,” said our suave operator. “Your fears are purely imaginary.”

“I, i,” she thought. “Perhaps he’s homogeneous.” “What order are you?” demanded the operator.

“Nineteen,” replied Polly.

“I suppose you’ve never been operated on?”

“Of course not,” Polly cried indignantly. “I’m absolutely convergent.”

“Come, come,” said Curly. “Let’s go off to a decimal place, and I’ll take you to the limit!” He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever. Curly’s radius squared itself. Polly’s loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he co-factored he performed Runge-Kutta on her. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he had satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal.

When Polly got home that night, her mother realized that she was no longer piecewise continuous, but had been truncated in several places. As the months went by, Polly’s denominator increased monotonically. Finally she went to L’Hospital and generated a small but pathological function which left little surds all over the place and drove Polly to deviation. The moral of the story is “If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.”

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 17:18:07 GMT

Denzel Washington is kicking ass in Man on Fire. I swear to God.

He's not too shabby looking either.

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:48:45 GMT

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up bulls (SHOWTIME, 4:30): skwerly_one (Patsy Kensit) sets madewithbruises (Shiri Appleby)'s radio on fire. Later that day, yviepevie (Russell Crowe) tells nahka_journal (Gregory Peck) about Scientology. The week after, subject_0_03 (Soleil Moon Frye) can't find summonillusion (Ben Vereen)'s sandwich and pretends it was never missing. That weekend, bamxcore (Drew Barrymore) keeps accidentally stepping on snowonyourlips (Bruce Willis)'s foot. That same day, prudukt (Peta Wilson) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes absentbreath (Dolph Lundgren) jealous. Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Bringing Up bulls (SHOWTIME, 4:30): skwerly_one (Patsy Kensit) sets madewithbruises (Shiri Appleby)'s radio on fire. Later that day, yviepevie (Russell Crowe) tells nahka_journal (Gregory Peck) about Scientology. The week after, subject_0_03 (Soleil Moon Frye) can't find summonillusion (Ben Vereen)'s sandwich and pretends it was never missing. That weekend, bamxcore (Drew Barrymore) keeps accidentally stepping on snowonyourlips (Bruce Willis)'s foot. That same day, prudukt (Peta Wilson) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes absentbreath (Dolph Lundgren) jealous. Wackiness ensues.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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I'll Give You Anything

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:15:09 GMT

Lyrics to "Anything" by Buckcherry, because I heard it on Rockstar: Supernova, and I loved what Storm did with the song. Seriously. It was about 12972395234 x better than the original. And no, it wasn't just me; she got the encore too. Canadian "Idols" should take fucking singing lessons from some of these girls. I'd buy it if it was a single GRRRRR. But yes, under an LJ cut.

Buckcherry - Anything, Anything (I'll Give You) Lyrics

Okay, what is it tonight?
Please just tell me what the hell is wrong
Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep?
Do you wanna drown?
Just settle down, settle down, settle down!

[Chorus:]
I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills
Give you anything you want--
Hundred-dollar bills
I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
Just marry me marry me marry me!

I'm so sick of you tonight
You never stay awake when I get home
Is something wrong with me?
Is something wrong with you?
I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew!

[Chorus]

I was young, I learned a game
When love and happiness were the same
Now I'm older and I don't play--
I found out the hardest way.
I got wasted she got mad
She called me names and she called her dad
He got crazy and I did too
Wonderin' what I did to you.

I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills
give you anything you want--
hundred-dollar bills
I'll even let you hear the songs you wanna sing
I'll give you anything anything anything
I'll give you anything anything anything
I'll give you anything anything anything
anything
anything
anything
I'll give you anything

BY THE WAY: I found the video! Click! http://youtube.com/watch?v=zjLNQAjWi8s&search=storm%20anything
Don't you love the dumbass people who vote for the "attractive" emo kid? It's gross.

Anyone know if anything else by Buckcherry is good? I'd honestly never heard of them until I had to get this song.

In fact, you people should recommend me some damn good music. i'm in the mood for some kickass METAL. I'm going through withdrawal and techno is making my head hurt. So PLEASE let the recommendations flowww.

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 00:14:19 GMT

MAN, WHO ELSE HAS NOTICED THAT FUCKER ON CANADIAN IDOL WHO HAS A FUCKING MULLET????

I hate her!

New hair

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:45:10 GMT

Just done. I love it, Cindy at Aura, KP did an awesome job. Sorry about the shitty quality, click at your own risk.

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:07:03 GMT

View Poll: What do you think of POTC?

POTC 2

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:04:27 GMT

//begin spiel
//possible spoiler alert

So anyone who knows me, knows I love Johnny Depp. Because of that, I loved the first POTC. So I thought, hey! A second one! With Johnny Depp! It'll at least be decent!

Wrong.

The writers (god bless their talentless souls) were remarkably smart enough to realize that Jack Sparrow was the only thing GOOD about the first money. So, they've managed to make him look ridiculous (not the subtle quirkiness of before) and have attempted to make Bloom and Knieghtly (sp?) like him as well. They FAILED at that, in my opinion. It made the movie dull and corny. Not too mention long. The movie, at two and a half hours, dragged on and on. Lots of the characters (like Norrington, wtf?) were brought back, and failed to make the movie much more interesting.

The romance aspect between Elizabeth and Jack was ridiculous. Talk about pulling something from nothing, when there was absolutely no attraction in the first one. I also wanted to punch Orlando in the face, but that's nothing new.

I also hated the ending. I HATE HATE HATE cliffhangers, and this one was ridiculous, again, in my opinion. I'll see the third one, if anything to see how they butcher it some more. How are they going to spend the first half of the movie with Jack? What, is he going to be adventuring through hell? Or, the way that he acted in this movie, heaven?

Way to make it seem like a Disney movie, Disney.
Oh and all you faggots claiming this is the best movie ever, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!

// end spiel

A "dead-cat bounce"

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:37:55 GMT

Actually, it’s a market term, about a surge in the market that is actually a blip, and not a sustained upward trend. Thus, if you throw a dead cat from a 10-storey building, it may bounce when it hits the ground but that doesn’t mean it’s alive.

HAHAHA Bush talked today.

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 22:05:16 GMT

Oh. My. God. Did you see that ridiculous piece of shit? That was hilarious. If you missed it I'm so sorry for you. I'm also sorry for you if you;re an American.

Reporter: "Now that Korea has increased it's nuclear missiles..."
Bush: "Uh excuse me? Where did you hear this? I didn't hear it. So I think you should stop saying things that I don't know."
Later...
Bush: "Well maybe you just know more about nuclear missiles than I do, ok?"
And it continues...
Reporter: "Maybe you know and just aren't telling us."
Bush: "Well maybe. Maybe I don't know and I don't want you to know I don't know."

Not word for word, but in generic terms, he said that. I'm looking for a transcript at them moment.

But HA! You voted him in.

And to leave you with this:

"You win elections by protecting the citizens of the United States from terrorists."

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:29:49 GMT

hahahahah!

My job is amazing.
I'm going to go watch TV now and get paid $14 bucks an hour. Oh, and eat a gelati cuz I work on the coolest street EVER!
Lata suckasssss.

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 16:51:04 GMT

Is it just me or does Pamela Anderson look a lot like Jenna Jameson naked?

Or is it all blonde porn starssssss?
Nah. They must be twins.

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:47:41 GMT

I just went for a jog/walk, and I feel amazing! Making this a regular thing now.

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:47:27 GMT

So here are some incredibly boring pictures taken off my camera phone. The first two are of an elastic car we made for my first year Engineering Design class. It completely kicked ass, and I can't thank Garry more for, well, basically making it for us. The others are just three recent pics of me (including sunburn!). So, enjoy.

	Design Project Our sexy elastic car we made, front view
	Design Project, side view Our super awesome elastic car, side view.
	Look at me, I'm a rockstar... ... I'm riding on the top of a cop car.
	... I got nothing. Someone wanted to see what my new glasses looked like. And this is what they look like.
	Rudolph It's ALMOST back to normal.

AWESOME FOOD...

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:18:01 GMT

But shitty service.

I just went to Saffron's across from my work on Corydon. I took my dad out for Father's Day. Everything was SO expensive. My very small glass of Coke was 2.50. No refills. But we were there so what the fuck, right?

So we finally decided what we wanted, and this very pretty waiter came over and I was fully prepared to give him a good tip. So he took our orders, but didn't even look at us just looked over our heads at some car blaring loud music. He didn't even get what my dad said (come on, the accent isn't that strong) and said "his head was in the clouds."

Whatever, I can forgive this. But then I never got my cheese toast. And I was sad. Luckily they never charged us for it. My meal (Fettucine Alfredo (sp?) with chicken) for $17 was great, and my dad said his (Grilled Chicken Caribbean Salad) for $11 was interesting. But the pasta was HUGE and there was more chicken in mine than my dad's. So the food gets a big thumbs up.

Basically, the only complaint I had while we were there was the absolutely shitty service. And, when I went in the bathroom there was a half-smoked cig, which was obviously one of the waitress (who were also ditz by the way). So I took it and threw it on the ground outside.

I also had a blonde moment when I walked away with my glass of water while we were leaving. My dad tried to take it away from me to bring it back, but I'd convinced him we'd gone too far. I wonder if it was plastic because they've had people do that before...

P.S. The Brat Attack is a very cute punk band, from Winnipeg. And I fully support them. I just stole my brother's CD, I'm such a rebel! ... And told me dad to tell him... I'd give it back to him the next time I saw him... two days from now.

Text message me fuckers!

Sun, 18 Jun 2006 15:14:52 GMT

So this is cool, with a paid (or Sponsored account, but if you have that, well, you suck) you can have people text you from their computers, and that just rocks. Go to my profile and send me text messages! Muahahahah!

That would be hot.

Later!

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:03:01 GMT

Mike: "What did someone make a website saying "Robyn Tarrant you are hideously fucking fat!!"

Someone should make this website.